Sunday, February 28, 2010

Captain Canada

For those of you who were wondering... that is a backbacon sandwich topped with a jelly donut on the hockey stick. Excellent weapon to combat a half drunk screaming American eagle who has stolen my poutine. Also I am enjoying a Molson Canadian stubby. And that's a Tim Hortons logo on the sleeve. Oh, and yes, I am riding a beaver.

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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

You don't know THE Sven Kramer?!

So first, THIS DUTCH SPEED SKATER wins a gold medal... and calls an NBC producer "stupid" because she does not know who he is.
Dude, you might be famous in the rather narrow world of Scandanavian speed skating but on the world stage, sorry, but you ain't exactly Madonna or Cher or even this guy.

Forunately, later, justice is served.
As we say in North America, "Ha," to which I would like to add, "Ha."

World's worst job - ranger at a park inhabited by giant lizards

Well if you work in a place called "Komodo National Park" what did you think might happen?
Park ranger attacked by Komodo dragon

And - don't say you weren't warned years ago (by a certain clever and giant-lizard wary columnist)

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Silence of the Cows

They're still trying to prove the hypotheses: He who smelt it, dealt it. But for now, there's this...

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Seattle Parenting Examiner: Snake eats dog - Python downs a 3-year-old Maltese terrier cross-breed

Seattle Parenting Examiner: Snake eats dog - Python downs a 3-year-old Maltese terrier cross-breed

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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Getting tough on crime

The long arm of the law reaches way out.
If the wedgie didn't work, she would have had to Wet Willy him. Next step - Noogieville.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Headlines that sound dirty but aren't

Progressive Ball Position

Thursday, November 13, 2008

That's it...

I'm going to start going to church.